Time...

is a pretty funny thing. It made Alex and me into more sophisticated adults, advanced me through school, and now it seems changes beautiful things into even more beautiful things.

Let me explain. My family has this thing for visiting Mount Lassen. About once a month, we all pile into the truck and head off to the mountain for some "fun". Mom and dad usually enjoy themselves immensely, and me, well, I let them enjoy themselves immensely while I sit in the backseat turning up the volume on my ipod. However, after I started my photography class, things got a little different. I actually wanted to go up the mountain and take pictures. Now don't get me wrong here, I still sat in the backseat and turned up the volume on my ipod, that will never change, but now I actually had a purpose for being up there: to take pictures! The funny thing is though, that I seem to be getting the same picture a couple of times because, well, we go to the same spots over and over again.

So, last spring we went to Burny Falls:

And this summer we went to Burney Falls:

And now this fall we have....gone to Burney Falls!

I'm really starting to sense a patter here. I just can't wait until is snows and then I will have all four seasons! Woohoo! Yayness. how exciting.....

You guys should all come visit, we know this great place on Mount Lassen, we'll have to take you there.....

The Poem Lying on the Grass

I stopped to watch the world go past,

And found a poem upon the grass.

"Pick me up!" it called to me,

In words of prose and poetry.

I picked it up and held it fast.

"At last!" it cried, "At last, at last!

A bosom close to hold to me,

And share its store of misery.

"My fingers clutched this simple toy,

And spirit filled with boundless joy,

As I observed the human race,

Go past at such a frantic pace.

"Take me to the shining sea,

That I may rhyme more prettily,

And catch the muse of setting sun--"

The poem begged, and made me run.

I hastened after sea and sun,

But wondered where could be the fun,

Of rhyming in a better way,

Tomorrow than in yesterday.

"To the forest!" cried the poem,

"I'll make you feel right at home!"

But all I felt was just the breeze,

As I collapsed beneath the trees.

"It's no use running anyhow,"I said,

"You rhyme no better now."

"Then leave," it sighed, "me on the grass,

To call to those who hurry past..."

Sorry. My Bad.

Wow. Can you believe how long it has been since I posted last. Well, maybe you can, but I sure can't. And I know how you were all haunting my blog, waiting, hoping that today would be the day that I would return to you, so don't try to hide it. I know you were. Weren't you? Even maybe just a little bit? I thought so.

So.....what an interesting time it has been!

I received my final study abroad package.

I had my Girl's State interview. (which went extremely well by the way)

Alex spent Thanksgiving with us.

And....I guess that's all, but really, isn't that enough?

So since Alex and myself were together for one whole week, I'm sure you can guess we got up to some pretty interesting things. My camera went into a state of shock, it hasn't been used that much in ages.

We thought this was pretty cool. You see we took the first one on Maui, and thought ourselves very cute and clever.

Our official title is "What the .... is that?" As you can see, Alex is much better at looking confused than I am. Probably because I always look confused and so changed my facial muscles to what I imagine confused might look like, but instead get a normal look. Its my burden to bear. Or is it?

LOOK! I'm getting better! There I look slightly confused! Right? I mean, you have to see the confusion there. I hope. Maybe by the time I'm twenty-six, I'll be able to.

Did you notice something else in these pictures? Like, how much older (and stylish) we look.

Look how little we were a year ago~

The little, unstylish us:

The new and improved, amazingly beautiful us:

I think time has been our friend. Let's just hope the pattern continues!

You Are Too Smart!

Either that, or I accidentally told you where I was going when I talked to you the other day Jennifer! How did you know I was going to New Zealand from that picture! UUURRRGGHHH! Why must I be surrounded by geniuses?

Jennifer was right, I am going to New Zealand. I guess now I have to send her her prize: a hand written letter. Oh my goodness, how will I ever hand write a letter? And I'm not trying to be funny here, it has been forever since I wrote a letter.

So, Congratulations Jennifer! You won!

I was going to do a lot more clues, maybe a few more pictures, and then a quote from Lord of the Rings. I knew that when I said, "This is it. If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home, I've ever been," everyone would immediately get it. But I was still looking forward to saying it! Oh well. There will be another time, hopefully.

Anyway, enjoy this little video, it gets me so fired up every time I watch it!

Before and After!

So, I bet all of you guys are just dying to know how I took all of those wonderful Civil War pictures and still managed to make it back to the present in time for dinner. Well, I'm about to tell you. I used this handy-dandy little photo editing software time machine called Macromedia Fireworks. Its called Fireworks because when you take off, fireworks go off! It's pretty sweet.

Anyway, I decided that instead of going to Anderson River Park to get my pictures of "Civil War Day", I would just use Macromedia Fireworks to go to the real thing! And I had all of you fooled into thinking that I settled with Anderson River Park! I'm You're so funny!

So the past is pretty awesome, you guys should definitely schedule a trip there sometime soon. It had a ton of photographic opportunities. Too bad you missed it! But at least I was there to take them for you. What would you do without me, seriously.

So anyway, I took my little camera and headed to the Civil War. If you look in my world history book you'll see me waving at the camera from behind this soldier. It was a pretty cool moment and sure to spawn many interesting classroom discussions.

But I have a feeling that my pictures are far better than anything they have. Although, I did meet with a nasty surprise when I was there. I went to take my first picture and found that *gasp* my camera had gone from digital to *double gasp* film! Oh the horror! You have no idea! Actually, thanks to my sweet photography class, I was prepared for anything!

So I quickly adapted, snapped my pictures and then came the hard part: how to find a store that would develop my pictures! I searched around, asked some soldiers (who were very rude by the way, something about a war or something. Whatever.) and eventually stumbled into a town that was half-way civilized. I grabbed a coffee from a man named Star Bucks, and then headed into the store across the way owned by a very nice man named Wal. His place was called Wal's Mart. It was pretty cool. He was very helpful and pretty soon, I had a bunch of lovely color photos. Now don't be shocked, they did have color photos back then, its just that by the time they sit around for a hundred years, the color fades, poor things. Here's where my true genius came from. I decided that I wanted both the faded pictures and the color ones. So I went back to Wal's Mart and had him make copies for me. I then went and buried them under a tree, that would eventually grow in my yard! Then it was a simple matter of using Fireworks to get back to the future. I had those pictures dug up way before dinner. And I was going to show you, but decided against it. 'Cause then what kind of photographer would I be if I let you in on all of my secrets? (Actually I shot in RAW format and found out that it is the one format that Blogger doesn't support.) So, never mind!

I hope you liked the pictures, 'cause I risked my life to get them for you.

Where in the World is Vanessa Tuepker?

So, as you will all know, I have been nominated for a scholarship to study abroad for a year. Just to add some variety and spice to your lives, I have decided to hold a little contest.

I will give you daily clues, starting today, and you guys have to guess where my number one country is! How fun is that!

The first clue is this:

So put on your thinking caps, and start guessing!

It's the Civil War! In California?

Today at Anderson River Park was....Civil War Day!

At first I was a little confused by this because California wasn't even a state during the Civil War, so I thought it was a little weird that we would be having a battle reenactment. But when I pointed this out to mom she just said, "Vanessa, we're going. Stop complaining." So, I'm still a little confused, but we went, we saw.......we lost. I was really upset that they had the north lose. I mean, we did win the war, so wouldn't you think it would be nice if we won the reenactment? Maybe I'm just being technical, I don't know.

So here are some pictures of Civil War Day in Anderson River Park California, a million miles away from the actual Civil War.

This here is a pretty nifty little thing they used called a cannon. It was loud. It hurt my ears. But, dedicated as I am to photography, I suffered through it to bring this picture to you. You're welcome.

This was the South's cannon. It was loud too. And apparently far superior. Who knew?

These were the North drummer, flute, people. The South didn't have any because this group is the only group in California that can play the instruments together. So they trade sides a lot. Traitors!

Finally, the battle started.

This is the Confederate Army getting ready.

Loading their guns...

Here's the Union soldiers getting ready to advance.

And here they are advancing! Go! Go! Go! Run faster!

Just when I thought they were going to make it those pesky Confederates opened fire.

Luckily, there was at least one brave Union soldier/cavalry person out there today. He gave those Confederates hell.

But it was all in vain.....

'cause pretty much the entire Union army died....

...and surrendered.

I was pretty upset over this. Cause they had two cannons, more men, and the cavalry. Whereas the Confederates had fifteen men, and only one cannon. Psh! Get it right.

Oh, well. It was still enjoyable and I enjoyed taking the pictures, so it was worth it.

Poor Souls

There has been some controversy over my last post. Apparently, some in this family (I won't name names....yet) believe that they are "The Best Pumpkin Carver. Ever." Now we all now that is ridiculous. I claimed it first. It's even in writing, (see previous post), and everyone knows that once it's in writing, you can't change it.

But, as I mentioned before, I am very skilled at pumpkin carving, very generous, and now I'm telling you that I am fair. To prove that I am "The Best Pumpkin Carver. Ever." I will post the Others' pumpkins and critique them. For free! I know, I know, the more you learn about me the more you love me.

Now I will name names. Don't balk, it's too late, you guys brought this upon yourselves! You demanded I publish your pumpkins, so here they are. Are you all ready for this? The culprits, the undermining, unsatisfied, greedy, questioning, doubting family members who confronted me on my last post are.....ready? You might want to sit down. Okay, I'm sorry you two, but here goes: it was.....MICHELLE AND CORY!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSE TWO? I am shocked! The two people in the world whom I admire and look up to (actually there are quiet a few, but it lays a better guilt trip if I just say two) undermine me and try to take away my title! That's it, the earrings are coming out.

Here are their, "wonderful, magnificent, superior" pumpkins. Have you ever heard such garbage?

I mean, look at those things. Really look at them.

Let's start this with Michelle's.

It's obviously some kind of ghost-like, spirit thing flying in front of a window and holding a candelabra that is completely on fire. Okay, any candelabra I've ever seen only burns on the wick of the candles, and not the whole thing. So there's a mark off for being unrealistic. Oh yeah, and ghosts are see-through, duh, so that's another point off. And finally, what exactly is happening outside that window? Is there a fire or something? That's really confusing me. So there is another point, for leaving the viewer in doubt.

Now for Cory's unique interpretation of vegetable maiming.

Okay? Okay. This....is some kind of goblin. I think. First, there are some points off, because I can't decipher what it is. Also, it has holes in it's back. I can literally see through its back. So is this....thing.... he has created hollow and filled with fire, or is it some weird thing that is see-through? And then it is obviously holding a trick-or-treat bag, so this may be his twisted, subconscious opinion of trick-or-treaters. Does he really view innocent little kids dressing up for Halloween to be greedy, fire-filled demons? I think he needs help. His subconscious is clearly calling out to be rescued in this carving, and just think, without me here to tell him, he may never have known that. You're welcome.

Now that we have analyzed fairly, and unbiasedly their two carvings. Let us compare them to mine.

I don't think there is too much to say here. I mean just look at them. Mine is an obvious subject, showing amazing skill and creativity. Theirs? Theirs we have talked about before, but they show amazing lack of subject and creativity. Although I must admit their candles were superior to my own.

In conclusion, I hope we are now all clear on who is the real, final and only "Best Pumpkin Carver. Ever."

The Best Pumpkin Carver. Ever.

Wanna know a secret? Actually it's not a secret but it's still pretty cool. Okay, I'll tell you, but you have to promise to tell everyone. I am....the best....pumpkin carver. Ever. Seriously, I am extremely talented at carving pumpkins. Just ask my neighbors, I've been telling them for weeks.

And now, because I am not only extremely talented, but also extremely generous, I, Vanessa Lynn Tuepker, am going to reveal to you my pumpkin carving secrets. Ready? I'm only going to say this once, so listen carefully.

IcalledMichelleandshetoldmetogetacarvingkit,soIwenttowalmartandtheywereout,soIcamehome
andcriedandthenwenttotheHalloweenstorewhereIshouldhavegonetobeginwithandtherei
foundacarvingkitrightunderthebottlesofblood.Ithenwentbacktowalmartandboutpumpkins
andthencamehomeandcarvedthemusingmynewcarvingkitthatIfoundundertheblood
intheHalloweenstore.

Did you get all that. I hope so, cause I did it just for you and if you made me say it again, I think I would cry. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I would cry.

WHAT! You didn't understand what I said really quietly, quickly, and in one long word! Hold on, I have to go cry.

Okay, I'm back. I guess I'll have to tell you the secret. Again. Sheesh, could you guys listen this time? I would really appreciate it. Thanks.

So here, again, is my secret to insane, pumpkin carving skills. I don't mean that I'm insane while I carve the pumpkin, or that my pumpkin is insane, only that my skills are so amazing, they are insane. As in wonderful, amazing, incredible, insane. Get it? I hope, so cause I'm getting tired of repeating stuff to you guys today.

Step Number 1: Be very cool, like Vanessa cool. It may be a little hard for you guys to manage this one, but don't be discouraged and do your best.

Number 2: Go to Wal-Mart and get a "Pumpkin Carving Kit".

Number 3: Come home and carve your pumpkin!

See, I told you it was easy!

This is how mine turned out.

First I gathered all of my materials.

Okay, okay, this isn't all of the materials I used, but when I took the picture mom hadn't come yet and told me what I really needed. So work with me here.

Then, I traced and cut out a lid.

Actually, those are mom's hands. She's pretty good at carving pumpkins too. I guess.

Now, you scoop out all the gunk inside. It's pretty gross, but I did it, rugged person that I am. Okay, okay! Mom did a little bit of it, but I did most of it. Fine! Mom did a lot of it, but I did stick my hand in there. I did. Please stop looking at me with doubt in your eyes, because I did.

Stop doubting me! Just because those are mom's hands, again, I swear that I did do some of the work.

Once the pumpkin is all cleaned out (and I did help) you tape on the pattern you want. What, did you guys think I did wonderful carvings from my imagination? You guys kill me!

As you can see, I'm doing a witch. I'm superior like that.

Then, you trace the outline with the little tracer thingy, like I'm doing here:

The key is to put as much concentration into it as I am. You don't get superior pumpkins by not putting any concentration into it. It also helps if you ignore the chair behind you and hunker down in an uncomfortable position for long periods of time. You get a very nice outline and the ache in your back makes you feel like you worked really hard at it. Trust me, you must do this for maximum fun!

Now that it's outlined you remove the paper and it should look something like this. Of course, if you chose to do something besides the witch, it will be slightly different, but the dots should show up the same. Only different.

Now its a simple matter of connecting the dots with the really fun saw blade thingy. Mom had doubts about letting me use it, but decided that as long as she was present, everything would be okay.

Finally, after everything was cut out, I had this: the coolest, bestest pumpkin ever.

Oh, yeah and mom did one too. Here they are.

I know, I know, I am wonderful. I told you so. I am the best pumpkin carver. Ever.

More Nominations

So, it happened again! I've been nominated for more cool stuff.
First, I've been nominated to spend a week at a camp in Yosemite. We hike everyday and just chill down there. Should be pretty fun!
Second, I've been nominated for a scholarship to study abroad next year! WOW! How fun is that! Seriously, I think I'm in heaven.
Anyway, just wanted to let you know.
More later. (maybe)
Vanessa
Oh! and my Girls State interview is next Monday!

And the Winner is....

I'm not going to tell you! Nah, I will but first let me tell you which photos I entered. It was so hard to choose, I really appreciated all of your help. However, nobody voted for the same photos, or hardly any of the same photos. So, I went through and tallied up which ones did get voted for more than once. Here's what you guys said:

Number 4 had the most votes.

Then came number 26

Number 15

Number 1

And finally number 19

So that's all good and everything, but I have a confession to make. I'm sorry, but I didn't follow your advice. I shouldn't tell you that cause now you will hate me and think that you wasted your time voting. So I'm sorry, but I had to, just had to enter some other photos. I'd talked to my teacher and he suggested them, and I didn't want to go against one of the judges! So I appreciate everything you guys did, and really enjoyed your answers. And I did use some of your photos.

Anyway, here is what I ended up entering and their places.

There were about 50 photos total and all of mine made it into the finals, so that in itself was wonderful.

Okay, coming in number 8th was.....my bridge! (Which you all voted for, so congrats!)

In seventh place.....my beach grass! (You guys voted for this one too...you're so smart!)

Number 5 was....my flower!

Number 4......my dew drop. You guys haven't seen this because I just got it the other day.

I'm not sure if you guys can really see it, but if you look closely, you can see that the water drop is reflecting or magnifying the grass behind it. It's perfectly in focus.

And finally.....in first place AND GRAND CHAMPION OF BOTH CONTESTS is......my sunset! Only one person in this blogs contest voted for this picture. So Cory, you have a wonderful eye for pictures because IT WON!!! TWICE!!

I'm so excited! YAY! I won! Thank you Veronica and Michelle for being such good models. Mr. Rich pointed out that if you guys hadn't been in there, the photo wouldn't have won, so thanks for being there!

My prize for first place was a certificate from Crown Camera, a very nice photo shop, to have any picture I want blown up into a poster! And my prize for GRAND CHAMPION is a certificate from Crown Camera to have 12 of my favorite pictures made into a calendar!

So that was my morning. Thanks again for all of your input!

My Math Book Hates Me!

It's official, my math book hates me. It keeps giving me problems I can't solve. Just when I think I'm getting the grasp of something, it snickers to itself and *pop* throws something completely different at me. It enjoys seeing me suffer over it for hours.
I think it does this becuase it is only a math book and so in a large sense, can't hold much power in the world, so it get's back at people like me, who it knows will grow up to be great. Basically, it's just jealous. It's so hard being a genius....we're always underappreciated. *sigh*

So, you're probably wondering what is so hard about my math. Here's the deal, I'll post some problems, and if you can get them right, you get to send me a million dollars! I don't want anyone to ever say I never did anything for you guys, seriously.

Problem #1:
Find the first five terms of the given sequence: U1 = 4 and Un = 2Un-1 +3 for n >= 2

Problem #2:
Find the kth partial sum of the geometric sequence {Un} with common ration r: k=6, U1=5, r= 1/2

Problem #3:
An airplane flew with the wind for 2.5 hours and returned the same distance against the wind in 3.5 hours. If the cruising speed of the plane was a constant 360 mph in air, how fast was the wind blowing?

Problem #4:
A spotlight is to be placed on a building wall to illuminate a bench that is 32 feet from the base of the wall. The intensity of the light I at the bench is known to be I=x/d^3, where x is the spotlight's height above the ground and d is the distance from the bench to the spotlight.
Express I as a function of x, and find how high the spotlight should be in order to provide maximum illumination at the bench.

There, that ought to keep you guys busy for a while. At least until I can post tomorrow with the photo contest results!

Also, don't worry, I have completed all of these problems. I'm not trying to get an A from you guys.

This Picture Scares Me...

I don't know why exactly, this image invokes fear in me, but it does. I look at those post-things and they look just like grave markers, and with the red sky.....well, lets just say, I can't look at it for long.
What do you guys think: scary or am I being weird?